This Is, HANDS DOWN, The BEST BLONDE JOKE EVER TOLD

A young blonde girl in her late teens, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a “handy-woman” and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.

She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.

“Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint the porch,” he said.

“How much will you charge me?” Delighted, the girl quickly responded, “How about $50?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and brushes and everything she would need were in the garage.

The man’s wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, “Does she realize our porch goes ALL the way around the house?” “That’s a bit cynical, isn’t it?” he responded. The wife replied, “You’re right, guess I’m starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes.”

A few hours later the blonde came to the door to collect her money. “You’ve finished already??” the startled husband asked. “Yes,” the blonde replied,”and I even had paint left over so I gave it two coats.”

Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50 and handed it to her along with a $10 tip.

“Thank you,” the blonde said, “And, by the way, it’s not a Porch, it’s a Lexus. ”

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Alex D is a conservative journalist, who covers all issues of importance for conservatives. He writes for USA Supreme, Red State Nation, Defiant America, Right Journalism, and Supreme Insider. He brings attention and insight from what happens in the White House to the streets of American towns, because it all has an impact on our future, and the country left for our children. Exposing the truth is his ultimate goal, mixed with wit where it’s appropriate, and feels that journalism shouldn’t be censored. Join him & let’s spread the good word!

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Alex D is a conservative journalist, who covers all issues of importance for conservatives. He writes for USA Supreme, Red State Nation, Defiant America, Right Journalism, and Supreme Insider. He brings attention and insight from what happens in the White House to the streets of American towns, because it all has an impact on our future, and the country left for our children. Exposing the truth is his ultimate goal, mixed with wit where it's appropriate, and feels that journalism shouldn't be censored. Join him & let's spread the good word!

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